First I wake up and thank Mom for carrying me for 40 weeks and birthing me. I tell her how much I love her and how great she is at taking care of me.

Then I hang with my Dad and Gibbs. Dad usually just stares at me while I stare at all the lights in the room. Gibbs is always there to lick me in the face in case I fall asleep or if I leave a food on my face.

Then after that really busy day I am ready to take a nap. Since I know my parents just walk around the house trying to take pictures of me, I try to strike a sweet pose before I drift off to dream about Christmas tree lights.

When I wake I have this odd feeling in my belly. Since I don't know what to do, I just make funny faces until it goes away and is replaced by a wet sensation in my diaper.

A mark of a true friend is on who will tell you when you stink. Gibbs is just that friend. When I am old enough I will repay her by letting her lick the food off my face or by throwing some food off the edges of my high chair.

Luckily for me, it was time for my bath. I did great. I love the warm water and now I smell nice for my big night on the town.

I went out with my boys Plaxico, Antonio and Ahmad on Friday night, but since the darn cops got involved I can't tell you what we did and I can't post the sweet pictures I have with all my fans. The only statement I have is.....Belichick still hasn't gotten over that embarrasing loss last February, Plaxico was framed.